The Glass Half-Filled
The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The project manager says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The cynic wonders who drank the other half.
The worrier frets that the remaining half will evaporate by next morning.
The entrepreneur sees the glass as undervalued by half its potential.
The first engineer says the glass is over-designed for the quantity of water.
The man at the bar wonders who is paying for the next round.